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LindaHilton

Linda Hilton

Reader, Writer, Merciless Reviewer and Incurable Romantic

Currently reading

All the President's Men
Carl Bernstein, Bob Woodward
Progress: 73/383 pages
Women's Gothic and Romantic Fiction: A Reference Guide (American Popular Culture)
Kay Mussell
Progress: 17/157 pages
The Looking-Glass Portrait
Linda Hilton
Really Neat Rocks: A casual introduction to the rocks & gems of Arizona and the lapidary arts
Linda Hilton
Progress: 61/61 pages
Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith
Jon Krakauer
The Power of Myth
Joseph Campbell, Bill Moyers
Progress: 20 %

A parody without humor

I thought about trying to do this up in a fancy font and maybe even add some kind of illustration, but I'm not any good at that stuff, so I'll leave it to someone else who wants to play around with it.

 

 

To parody the credit card commercial:
 
Review swap from fellow author? Free
 
5-star review on Goodreads? $5
 
Review and "Verified purchase" on Amazon? $10
 
Honest review from a genuine reader? Priceless
 
You can buy all the good reviews you want; you can't buy good readers.
They aren't for sale at any price.