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I was just sitting here watching TV and glanced across to the dining room. Saw something dark in the corner by the ceiling. Couldn't tell exactly what it was, so I called BF from his room.
"What is it?" he asked.
"I don't know, but it looks like it might be a scorpion."
He came out and looked at it.
"Looks like a scorpion because it is a scorpion."
Out came the shop vac and sucked it up.